Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I Have Sweatin Between My Breast

Things I've learned Video

One day I happened to put in the caralibro " things I've learned in life # 1: ... "

way to fool, and I 50. As 50 is a round number, I think it would be interesting to hang here a compilation. Once

one I know asked me - even when things are going to be learning? "

joer! , thought I hope things keep learning until I die, at least ...

Notice: There are a lot of philosophy of "100 extremely subjective.


# 1: Do something today, whatever. Nothing will happen if you start the process of cause and effect. This begins with an action. What is your action. I know player, not a spectator.



# 2: Learn to speak less and listen more. Always, in all situations. Learn to listen not only what others say, but what NOT to say.



# 3: Get in shape. Do something for sports, whatever, however slightly. You must be in form. As I said DiCaprio in Body of Lies - " live this shit" (referring to the physical form)



# 4: Try to keep perspective as objective as possible. In fact, almost everything is subjective. If you step back and look at things from an objective perspective, everything looks clear.



# 5: Be positive, always. Every time you give a host, takes the opportunity to learn something. Always look on the bright side of things.



# 6 : Smile and treats people well. So cool life more.



# 7: Be aggressive. You notice that your veins runs the blood pressure and no horchata.



# 8 : Dedicate one day while thinking to yourself, alone and in quiet surroundings. Every day.



# 9: If you usually do overtime, you are a victim of lack of efficiency or lack of organization. Yours or another.



# 10 : every time you ask for forgiveness, your spirit becomes larger.



# 11 : do not trust gossips. There are good people.



# 12: Be wary of suspicious. Learn to trust.



# 13 : your face looks an ass (note the compilation: this rhyme easier it is impossible to avoid, as happens with some of 5. The 13 runs out lesson ...)



# 14 Defeat your fear. It is your worst enemy by far ...



# 15 : As bad as you think you sing, always find someone who sings worse than you. (note the Collection: This came after a meeting with cronies Lips)



# 16: Do not run from yourself. Do not try to be someone else. Apart from being very stressful, very noticeable and is fatal. Being an open book is always the best option.



# 17 : You probably know much more than most people that is now older than you. It seems a truism, but it is the first time in history that this happens. We must learn to live with it. And the older ones too.



# 18: What's bothering you guide you. What I'm afraid, however, dominates you.



# 19: When you have too much sleep is hard to put something profound on Facebook ... (note the compilation: it was Monday at 8 am)



# 20 : Old friends, those of childhood, you'll still see them as friends of a lifetime even if you have not had contact with them in 25 years ... (note the compilation, after meeting up with friends home from school for children)



# 21: If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be truth. This phrase, in fact, is Mr. Spock



# 22: How to drive in snow -> no passes of 40, and leads to a permanent eye on the rearview mirror. Your real enemy is not the snow is the car behind you



# 23: Companies that call people 'resource', are insulting to their staff. A resource is a paper clip, a pen. The resources are disposable, interchangeable. If someone calls you 'resource', is calling "disposable." Do not let it. Moreover when the company ... to selling is your ability, your experience, your brain.



# 24: When someone says - Everything is respectable, I answer - Everything is respectable least disrespectful. Culture the burqa, the mistreatment of women, racism, etc. All this is NOT respectable.



# 25: today, anyone would stop having children. My grandmother used to say that up to be a postman in the village was required to pass an exam. However, any numbskull can become involved to have all the children they want ...



# 26: continuing with the children, "who knows educate, educate, and no, slapping deals." The real problem is that the slaps are very effective, so many people believe that education is a good



# 27: Always look forward. Every time you look back, you lose some of this and let's be forward-looking. The exception -> when something is ending a look back and try to learn for the next ...



# 28: now a classic, every time someone says something unfortunate hesitate or email, answer simply with this picture. A search images search Google Bing or putting "Bodysnatchers" I shall return



# 29: For much planning you do, the immediate future is very unpredictable ... (note: after three red lights of death on the Xbox)



# 30: That's that energy can neither be created nor destroyed is partially false, the source of energy more powerful and available for virtually unlimited worldwide. His name is Will.



# 31: One who follows the crowd will reach as far as the crowd. He who follows his own path may reach a state where no one ever said what Einstein (not literally, to my knowledge)



# 32 : Any more or less abstract phrase written in Latin sounds pedantic, but if the sign as "Eastern proverb," \u200b\u200bimmediately sounds deep and wise. Similarly, three short sentences such random seem "profound art" if we put the tagline of "Haiku"



# 33 : Half of situations do not scare us that they are dangerous cause of fear is 'inside' us.



# 34 : many people pay an extra at the supermarket for not having to carry the groceries to our house, and then pays a gym to let him lift weights. And this behavior is considered 'normal'



# 35: We all die. The goal is not to live forever. The aim should be to create something that does. This is not mine, it's Chuck Palahniuk



# 36 : today, being authentic is frowned upon and is unpopular. It pushes us to live anaesthetized convention Social nobody is able to defend by rational thought.



# 37 : the business of cosmetics is unlikely based on absurd -> first convince you that the passage of time is bad, and then convince you that they can avoid it. And fuck is that some people believe it ...



# 38: Many people spend their lives running away from things they do not pursue



# 39 : conservatism is a mixture of fear of change and narrow-mindedness. The world is moving thanks to those who are not conservative.



# 40 : if we were more honest habituation would have fewer friends. Would only have a good friend.



# 41: learn to enjoy the little things in life. Our everyday life is full of them.



# 42: If you want to learn to be a better person, get a dog and watch it for a while ...



# 43 : Eating lamb is cool, but you invite a few friends to eat lamb on Sunday at his home much cooler!



# 44 : DEC in 10 minutes, La Noria or save me more violence than in 10 hours of any modern game. Do not believe me?. Just watch reality shows consumers are more aggressive people that gamers ...



# 45 : you can not always change how things happen, but how you take them. Worry about the really important things and laugh about everything else



# 46 : children are not 'out' good or bad, lazy or disciplined, the behavior of our children is the exact result of our efforts as parents. If your child is a Bandarra shame on you.



# 47: Everyone seems normal until you get to know about ...



# 48 : humans could be divided into two groups -> those who accept and enjoy life as it is, and those who buy cosmetics



# 49 : common mistake is to confuse cause with triggers, but not the same. The cause of exploding a grenade is not someone to remove the ring.



# 50: In the world of work there are two major groups: 1) those who speak well of your company, and 2) the pests pitching your company. If you belong to second group, now makes what you're doing and get to update your CV. Unless you really like live fucking, of course.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Canadian County Community Service Hours Sheet

in life, children, and some other motherfucker

MW2

The other day I was down the dog with my oldest son and had the following conversation. He says:

- "Dad, that in the Call Of Duty MW2 is a sawed-off shotgun is the best weapon of all charges and ill-will to the beast? "It is a missile that it is called Predator control from a computer and a camera and you load tanks? "To charge you with the sniper the bad guys away from a two shots and about one?"

- "Predator, son, is called Predator, with 't'. But ... How do you know that? " - I said.

- "Is my friend so and so, in my class at school, has the game and play every day, "

-" Well, will you have your father and your friend has seen his father play " - I replied. It is logical, I also I have that game.

- "No Daddy. His parents are divorced. The playing is my friend so and so with the Xbox 360 in his mother's house " - I said the boy.

- "And their parents are real sons of bitches" - I thought. I did not tell, of course, but what I thought.

My son is 8 years old. His friend so and so, their class, also has 8 years. Play at home with his mother to a violent video game is not recommended for children under 16, which has been banned in Germany, and has had a tremendous controversy throughout the world by overloading aggressive / emotional of a particular mission, which aims is involved in the killing of dozens of civilians in an airport. Without going into this controversy, all we played the game and conflicting mission, we have stoned. It is much harder than what we read.

But the mother of so and so has better things to do than to know what the hell plays his son when he has to have him home. Total, when plugged the console is not bothersome. What makes a terrorist, kill, killed dozens of tourists and have fun with it. Learn about the different characteristics of modern military weapons and to use Predator missiles, assault rifles, etc. And by the way, what the fuck, that is the most popular comic cole counting how distance kills with a sniper rifle.

And Father, total, as has already been divorced and left the console at his ex-wife, for fuck cares.

Menudos bastards. Today, anyone would stop having children.

Talking with my son, I reminded him that he knows the game, Modern Warfare 2 . I have it, and my children have seen. Nuances: they have seen .

At home there is nothing taboo. The console games are all mixed on the same shelf, those of children, mine and Lips (which we consider 'the game of Mom' :-). Within reach of all but the dog.

Children are free to look at the boxes and ask what they want, and, depending on the game, looking at me anytime. A war-like games Modern Warfare 2, Operation Flashpoint and company can take a look and nothing else.

The biggest ever played Halo , Me, sound very low, and only to missions where there are no flood (scary). Occasionally someone tells me that Halo is just as aggressive a Call Of Duty , both are First person shooters. Then I begin to explain the difference between action and violence and aggression. I explain that in Halo no blood, no pain, no cries of pain. I explain that the context is science fiction is Star Wars type, very difficult to reflect in the real world. I do see that 99% of the toys that we consider acceptable 40 years ago are stuffed with weapons and accessories. The problem is not in action, but in how they present.

On the other hand, when children are around, try not to play these games. If I caught war playing one or more violent than normal, I stop and take this opportunity to explain something. For example, not long ago was making a special mission in the Modern Warfare 2 and children appeared.

- "Dad, can you look? Anda, porfa, porfa, porfa, porfa! "

removed the special mission, I loaded one of secrecy in the snow, and played with them. We try not to kill anyone (some got away ;-). I explained different tactics of stealth, and how he had to use radar to detect enemies to sneak monitoring routes. We had to carry a dog, but presented it as a failure: the dogs are not bad, and charges not cool anything. At 10 minutes, I sent to her room to play because "enough is enough for today, you know that this game is not for children"

Do you see what I'm getting? Never have to defend that children within a bubble. Violent video games should not be taboo. No need to hide. The bad things in the world we must use as one element of education of children.

If you take the bad things in the world and hide the children, you are NOT educated. You're avoiding educate.

If you take the bad things in the world, and give total freedom to your child to play with them as he pleases, without getting involved, you son of a bitch.

video

I leave a troubled mission in perfect Castilian. If you have not seen, you should stay the course and sound ...

My question is, will have played so and so to this mission?

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Can Babies Use Anbesol

Huánuco untitled Indignate: Company Gym International Environmentally Friendly

I busy clinging tooth and nail in new projects and trying to start new businesses that allow me to improve my situation, that's why I had neglected my blog. But this time I could not stop to use my blog to express my total rejection of a company that harms our Huanuco environment.

Agency is Gym International, which makes the transport service Huanuco Lima and vice versa, particularly always traveled in this company because I thought one of the best of Huanuco. But on my last trip to observe the "hostess" after distributing soft drinks and sadwichs, go through a bag to collect all the waste (plastic cups, bags, napkins). So far so good. But then I watched with great indignation as one of the "hostess" tossed out the window all the waste collected during the course of Huanuco to Lima.

Following these scandalous acts and reprehensible that I have seen, I decided never again to travel in the company, it is an agency that threatens the ecology and the environment. It is obvious that they have any kind of values \u200b\u200band love for our country. This reminds me of students that damaged our national heritage in northern Peru, a highly reprehensible act.

And in this case the company Gym International, pollutes our environment. That this shell! .

is imperative that staff working in the transport company are trained in handling and waste management, to have the technical tools and theoretical and practical knowledge of proper handling of waste.

From this my trench, I call on the authorities and civil society in general, to make a statement about this sad fact. And an embarrassment to Huanuco.

Those responsible deserve to be punished severely and the company should be fined for the grave harm they do every time these trucks traveling from Huanuco to Lima and back.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Richard Dean Anderson Slurred Speech

sustainable network, and justice for all



Note: do what I was always concerned to report something, go to Bing to find the first image to appear on the word "justice", but not I could not help put the "And Justice For All" by Metallica, with its resounding chorus bricked up in the brain without rest ...

I Can not Believe the Price has to base a democratic state in particular the presumption of innocence, freedom of expression, privacy, inviolability of the home, effective judicial protection, free market, consumers and consumer protection, among others.


2 - for the Internet generates a state of emergency in which citizens will be handled through administrative procedures most summary reserved by the Audiencia Nacional to drug traffickers and terrorists.

3 - Establish a punitive procedure "on demand" for cases in which courts have already stated that not constitute a crime, involving even the need to modify at least 4 laws, a them organic. This involves a radical change in the legal system and a source of insecurity for the field of ICT (Information and Communication). We recall in this connection that the exchange of knowledge and culture in the network is an economic engine

important to overcome the crisis

as has been shown

widely.

4 - urgent preventive mechanisms available to the law and the judiciary is to protect all citizens against risks as serious as those that affect public health. The government intends to use the same comprehensive protection mechanisms to benefit private interests against citizenship. Furthermore, the rules introduce the concept of "indirect profit", ie to me can Cerrado blog for "promoting" one that "promotes" to another link to a third party which allegedly illegal business 5 - recall that intellectual property is not a fundamental right contrary to statements by the Minister of Justice, Francisco Caamaño. What is a fundamental right is the right to the literary and artistic production. 6 - According to the statements of Minister of Culture, this provision would be used only to close 200 websites that are allegedly attacking the copyright. We understand that if this is the intent of the provision is not needed, since current legislation there are procedures to allow action against websites, even with precautionary measures when they were allegedly being in breach of the law. So it only remains suspicious of the true intentions of the reason because the only thing that adds to the current legislation is the fact of letting the public in a state of serious legal helplessness in the digital environment.

7 - Finally we believe that the government's proposal is not only a waste of resources but will be totally ineffective in its intended purposes and makes clear the utter inability of the Executive to understand and other times of the digital age.

The provision is a further concession to the old entertainment industry to the detriment of fundamental rights of citizens in the digital age.

citizenship can not allow any way to continue attempts to violate the basic rights of individuals, without proper effective remedy to protect lower-level rights such as intellectual property. That fact and was lifted with the enactment of the law unconstitutional Corcuera (or law kicked in the door.) The manifesto in defense of fundamental rights on the Internet

, backed by more than 200 000 people, as the reaction progressed and demands of citizenship before the unacceptable prospect of the government.

To drive a definitive change of direction and coordinate a joint response on 9 January has been the "sustainable network" a representative platform for all sectors of civil society concerned. The aim is to launch an offensive to ensure regulation of the digital environment that enables the full potential of the Internet and cultural development while respecting the fundamental freedoms.

In this regard, we recognize as a reference for the development of the digital age, the

Charter for innovation, creativity and access to knowledge

, a position paper written by more than 100
experts from 20 countries that includes the fundamental legal principles that should guide this new horizon.

In particular, we believe that at this moment is particularly urgent implementation by governments and institutions, the following issues addressed in the Charter:

1 - / artists I like all workers must be able to live of their work (reference point 2 "Lawsuits , paragraph B." Encouraging creativity and innovation "of the Charter
)

2 - The company needs for its development of an open and free (Reference Point 2 "

Lawsuits "Section D" Access to technology infrastructure, "the letter

) 3 - The right to quote and the right to share must be enhanced and not limited as the foundation of any possibility of information and establishing all knowledge (reference point 2 "Lawsuits

" Paragraph A "rights in a digital context, the Charter

) 4 - The public should freely enjoy the exclusive rights of the public goods that are paid with their money, public money (reference point 2 "Lawsuits

" paragraph C "common knowledge and public domain, the

Charter ) 5-consider it necessary to a thorough reform of the system of management institutions and the abolition of digital canon (reference point 2 "Lawsuits

, paragraph B." Encouraging creativity and innovation " , of the Charter

). Therefore the campaign begins today NOT BE ANOTHER INTERNET TELE

and carried out various citizen action throughout the period of the English EU presidency.

consider particularly important in the timing of the English presidency of the Second Congress of Cultural Economics (29 and 30 March in Barcelona), Informal Meeting of ministers of culture (30 and March 31 in Barcelona) and the Telecommunications Ministers Meeting (18-20 April in Granada).

The Network is expected to meet national and international representatives of political parties, representatives of cultural and diplomatic missions. Signed sustainable network


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