Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I Am Fired For Poor Job Performance

Disconnecting the brain

telebasura1 Many times, when conversation arises, I ask people about the reasons for trash TV. No wonder the wrong tone, and I do not usually include the word 'trash TV ' as such. Someone speaks

Big Brother of DEC of La Noria, and I ask and he does not want the thing, and they stuck the wrong way into the conversation:

- "Go , you see these programs? Do you like? Why you see them? Do not prefer to see a series or something else? "

Interestingly, the answer is always in the same line: make excuses. Nobody gives reasons, only excuses.

I never questioned anything, just ask. But people make excuses.

The excuse used is that of " I'm tired and not having to think. been all day [put here your preferred daily complaint] and I need to disconnect "

The truth is that right then I would say,

"Beware lest so much off the brain, one day you are going to try to connect and no longer works"

But I usually bite my tongue, that with a statement like that, people often get defensive and look at me wrong.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Can You Take Clonidine With Ativan

Zonal Chief recruitment for

At this point the hours of the zonal chief COFOPRI - Huánuco, Oscar Chacon Valdivieso and should be counted, to the recent reports that Julian Tarazona make known among APRA as "flea."

In order to favor your closest friends COFOPRI zonal chief Oscar Chacon committed Valdiviezo the hiring blunder untitled obviously following the instructions of the zoo Congressman Anibal Huerta.

The complaint is already in the judiciary, and we trust that the authorities apply the full weight of this evil law officer, who instead of hiring qualified people hired people unable and fraudulent securities. Officials

as Oscar Chacon, should be expectorated immediately post, because all I know is allied with corrupt people and enrich themselves at the expense of others and so our dear Huánuco can not advance.

But as the saying goes, there is no evil that lasts a thousand years and a body that resists and happily this is already almost over, especially with the recent fall of dictator Mauricio Mulder, former secretary of APRA, they said some militants.

In Huanuco who hurts most is the zoo Congressman Anibal Huerta (draw water) and the whole string of corrupt and Geni Valentin, Julio Zevallos Sánchez (who charges quotas governors), Melchor Chavez Jara, governor of Tingo Maria.

This list also included gangsters and corrupt former district councilor Almerco Amarilis Sixto (stealing rice) and hook to place people in social programs.

Hopefully things will improve in the game of the star, at least that is the desire of the APRA loyalists who have given their vote for Jorge Castle in the recent elections, who won the Secretary General, despite Anibal Huerta nullified primaries in Huanuco, to favor Oscar Chacon, his unconditional Jorge Alvarado and the governor of Tingo Maria, a scourge that has well earned the nickname "malechores."

R uedan heads

Another sinister character who probably has the DOA is the current head of INRENA, I mean Luz Maria Bacilio Ingunza , an official who was expelled from INRENA of Tingo Maria, for the illegal sale of wood that she had seized.

However, as in a group of Anibal Huerta, again achieving the post of Chief of INRENA, but this time in the city of Huanuco. Oscar Ramon

course, would be one of the officials removed from office as Chief of PRONAMACH, who since taking charge anyone could move, and who say it is "devoted to the Virgin of the fist", as it refuses to cooperate Christmas in campaigns and do not give your tithe.

Spotlight on the next to roll his head would be Dr. Santa Maria, head of ESSALUD, for not making effective land purchase Luzmila would serve the local temple to build the new Hospita Essalud and who says Congressman Huerta get fat profits. In this case the same Congressman Anibal Huerta is demanding their return.

Hopefully in the coming months this time to appoint APRA staff really deserve, people of course clean and honest as Dr. Elías Cáceres, among others.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I Have Sweatin Between My Breast

Things I've learned Video

One day I happened to put in the caralibro " things I've learned in life # 1: ... "

way to fool, and I 50. As 50 is a round number, I think it would be interesting to hang here a compilation. Once

one I know asked me - even when things are going to be learning? "

joer! , thought I hope things keep learning until I die, at least ...

Notice: There are a lot of philosophy of "100 extremely subjective.


# 1: Do something today, whatever. Nothing will happen if you start the process of cause and effect. This begins with an action. What is your action. I know player, not a spectator.



# 2: Learn to speak less and listen more. Always, in all situations. Learn to listen not only what others say, but what NOT to say.



# 3: Get in shape. Do something for sports, whatever, however slightly. You must be in form. As I said DiCaprio in Body of Lies - " live this shit" (referring to the physical form)



# 4: Try to keep perspective as objective as possible. In fact, almost everything is subjective. If you step back and look at things from an objective perspective, everything looks clear.



# 5: Be positive, always. Every time you give a host, takes the opportunity to learn something. Always look on the bright side of things.



# 6 : Smile and treats people well. So cool life more.



# 7: Be aggressive. You notice that your veins runs the blood pressure and no horchata.



# 8 : Dedicate one day while thinking to yourself, alone and in quiet surroundings. Every day.



# 9: If you usually do overtime, you are a victim of lack of efficiency or lack of organization. Yours or another.



# 10 : every time you ask for forgiveness, your spirit becomes larger.



# 11 : do not trust gossips. There are good people.



# 12: Be wary of suspicious. Learn to trust.



# 13 : your face looks an ass (note the compilation: this rhyme easier it is impossible to avoid, as happens with some of 5. The 13 runs out lesson ...)



# 14 Defeat your fear. It is your worst enemy by far ...



# 15 : As bad as you think you sing, always find someone who sings worse than you. (note the Collection: This came after a meeting with cronies Lips)



# 16: Do not run from yourself. Do not try to be someone else. Apart from being very stressful, very noticeable and is fatal. Being an open book is always the best option.



# 17 : You probably know much more than most people that is now older than you. It seems a truism, but it is the first time in history that this happens. We must learn to live with it. And the older ones too.



# 18: What's bothering you guide you. What I'm afraid, however, dominates you.



# 19: When you have too much sleep is hard to put something profound on Facebook ... (note the compilation: it was Monday at 8 am)



# 20 : Old friends, those of childhood, you'll still see them as friends of a lifetime even if you have not had contact with them in 25 years ... (note the compilation, after meeting up with friends home from school for children)



# 21: If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be truth. This phrase, in fact, is Mr. Spock



# 22: How to drive in snow -> no passes of 40, and leads to a permanent eye on the rearview mirror. Your real enemy is not the snow is the car behind you



# 23: Companies that call people 'resource', are insulting to their staff. A resource is a paper clip, a pen. The resources are disposable, interchangeable. If someone calls you 'resource', is calling "disposable." Do not let it. Moreover when the company ... to selling is your ability, your experience, your brain.



# 24: When someone says - Everything is respectable, I answer - Everything is respectable least disrespectful. Culture the burqa, the mistreatment of women, racism, etc. All this is NOT respectable.



# 25: today, anyone would stop having children. My grandmother used to say that up to be a postman in the village was required to pass an exam. However, any numbskull can become involved to have all the children they want ...



# 26: continuing with the children, "who knows educate, educate, and no, slapping deals." The real problem is that the slaps are very effective, so many people believe that education is a good



# 27: Always look forward. Every time you look back, you lose some of this and let's be forward-looking. The exception -> when something is ending a look back and try to learn for the next ...



# 28: now a classic, every time someone says something unfortunate hesitate or email, answer simply with this picture. A search images search Google Bing or putting "Bodysnatchers" I shall return



# 29: For much planning you do, the immediate future is very unpredictable ... (note: after three red lights of death on the Xbox)



# 30: That's that energy can neither be created nor destroyed is partially false, the source of energy more powerful and available for virtually unlimited worldwide. His name is Will.



# 31: One who follows the crowd will reach as far as the crowd. He who follows his own path may reach a state where no one ever said what Einstein (not literally, to my knowledge)



# 32 : Any more or less abstract phrase written in Latin sounds pedantic, but if the sign as "Eastern proverb," \u200b\u200bimmediately sounds deep and wise. Similarly, three short sentences such random seem "profound art" if we put the tagline of "Haiku"



# 33 : Half of situations do not scare us that they are dangerous cause of fear is 'inside' us.



# 34 : many people pay an extra at the supermarket for not having to carry the groceries to our house, and then pays a gym to let him lift weights. And this behavior is considered 'normal'



# 35: We all die. The goal is not to live forever. The aim should be to create something that does. This is not mine, it's Chuck Palahniuk



# 36 : today, being authentic is frowned upon and is unpopular. It pushes us to live anaesthetized convention Social nobody is able to defend by rational thought.



# 37 : the business of cosmetics is unlikely based on absurd -> first convince you that the passage of time is bad, and then convince you that they can avoid it. And fuck is that some people believe it ...



# 38: Many people spend their lives running away from things they do not pursue



# 39 : conservatism is a mixture of fear of change and narrow-mindedness. The world is moving thanks to those who are not conservative.



# 40 : if we were more honest habituation would have fewer friends. Would only have a good friend.



# 41: learn to enjoy the little things in life. Our everyday life is full of them.



# 42: If you want to learn to be a better person, get a dog and watch it for a while ...



# 43 : Eating lamb is cool, but you invite a few friends to eat lamb on Sunday at his home much cooler!



# 44 : DEC in 10 minutes, La Noria or save me more violence than in 10 hours of any modern game. Do not believe me?. Just watch reality shows consumers are more aggressive people that gamers ...



# 45 : you can not always change how things happen, but how you take them. Worry about the really important things and laugh about everything else



# 46 : children are not 'out' good or bad, lazy or disciplined, the behavior of our children is the exact result of our efforts as parents. If your child is a Bandarra shame on you.



# 47: Everyone seems normal until you get to know about ...



# 48 : humans could be divided into two groups -> those who accept and enjoy life as it is, and those who buy cosmetics



# 49 : common mistake is to confuse cause with triggers, but not the same. The cause of exploding a grenade is not someone to remove the ring.



# 50: In the world of work there are two major groups: 1) those who speak well of your company, and 2) the pests pitching your company. If you belong to second group, now makes what you're doing and get to update your CV. Unless you really like live fucking, of course.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Canadian County Community Service Hours Sheet

in life, children, and some other motherfucker

MW2

The other day I was down the dog with my oldest son and had the following conversation. He says:

- "Dad, that in the Call Of Duty MW2 is a sawed-off shotgun is the best weapon of all charges and ill-will to the beast? "It is a missile that it is called Predator control from a computer and a camera and you load tanks? "To charge you with the sniper the bad guys away from a two shots and about one?"

- "Predator, son, is called Predator, with 't'. But ... How do you know that? " - I said.

- "Is my friend so and so, in my class at school, has the game and play every day, "

-" Well, will you have your father and your friend has seen his father play " - I replied. It is logical, I also I have that game.

- "No Daddy. His parents are divorced. The playing is my friend so and so with the Xbox 360 in his mother's house " - I said the boy.

- "And their parents are real sons of bitches" - I thought. I did not tell, of course, but what I thought.

My son is 8 years old. His friend so and so, their class, also has 8 years. Play at home with his mother to a violent video game is not recommended for children under 16, which has been banned in Germany, and has had a tremendous controversy throughout the world by overloading aggressive / emotional of a particular mission, which aims is involved in the killing of dozens of civilians in an airport. Without going into this controversy, all we played the game and conflicting mission, we have stoned. It is much harder than what we read.

But the mother of so and so has better things to do than to know what the hell plays his son when he has to have him home. Total, when plugged the console is not bothersome. What makes a terrorist, kill, killed dozens of tourists and have fun with it. Learn about the different characteristics of modern military weapons and to use Predator missiles, assault rifles, etc. And by the way, what the fuck, that is the most popular comic cole counting how distance kills with a sniper rifle.

And Father, total, as has already been divorced and left the console at his ex-wife, for fuck cares.

Menudos bastards. Today, anyone would stop having children.

Talking with my son, I reminded him that he knows the game, Modern Warfare 2 . I have it, and my children have seen. Nuances: they have seen .

At home there is nothing taboo. The console games are all mixed on the same shelf, those of children, mine and Lips (which we consider 'the game of Mom' :-). Within reach of all but the dog.

Children are free to look at the boxes and ask what they want, and, depending on the game, looking at me anytime. A war-like games Modern Warfare 2, Operation Flashpoint and company can take a look and nothing else.

The biggest ever played Halo , Me, sound very low, and only to missions where there are no flood (scary). Occasionally someone tells me that Halo is just as aggressive a Call Of Duty , both are First person shooters. Then I begin to explain the difference between action and violence and aggression. I explain that in Halo no blood, no pain, no cries of pain. I explain that the context is science fiction is Star Wars type, very difficult to reflect in the real world. I do see that 99% of the toys that we consider acceptable 40 years ago are stuffed with weapons and accessories. The problem is not in action, but in how they present.

On the other hand, when children are around, try not to play these games. If I caught war playing one or more violent than normal, I stop and take this opportunity to explain something. For example, not long ago was making a special mission in the Modern Warfare 2 and children appeared.

- "Dad, can you look? Anda, porfa, porfa, porfa, porfa! "

removed the special mission, I loaded one of secrecy in the snow, and played with them. We try not to kill anyone (some got away ;-). I explained different tactics of stealth, and how he had to use radar to detect enemies to sneak monitoring routes. We had to carry a dog, but presented it as a failure: the dogs are not bad, and charges not cool anything. At 10 minutes, I sent to her room to play because "enough is enough for today, you know that this game is not for children"

Do you see what I'm getting? Never have to defend that children within a bubble. Violent video games should not be taboo. No need to hide. The bad things in the world we must use as one element of education of children.

If you take the bad things in the world and hide the children, you are NOT educated. You're avoiding educate.

If you take the bad things in the world, and give total freedom to your child to play with them as he pleases, without getting involved, you son of a bitch.

video

I leave a troubled mission in perfect Castilian. If you have not seen, you should stay the course and sound ...

My question is, will have played so and so to this mission?